Comments on: testosterone and you: bad news for wormy, desperately shy shut-in types. good news for not-hotties?

By: Rico

Rico — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:04:54 +0000

Interesting blog. Keep up the great work!

By: the national evil

the national evil — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:13:21 +0000

C.H.U.D. = Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller . . . scarier than mole people, not as bad as tremors. one of those cheesy 80s horror movies the evil wanted to but never got around to seeing. well, evil has netflix now! so we shall see, we shall see.

heard a podcast yesterday during which a guest described cocaine as “booger sugar”. evil isn’t sure how he ever missed that, but he’s glad he finally heard it.

By: Raul Velasquez-Marzowicz

Raul Velasquez-Marzowicz — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:19:56 +0000

What is a C.H.U.D.? I tried looking it up. Center for Housing and Urban Development? Cinematic Happenings Under Development? A bunch of 35 year old males in Roswell, Georgia with their own podcast? The Computer Hardware Understanding Developer Tools(which interestingly includes the Ability to Time Profile only the Kernel, as well as Saturn Support for Intel systems — I had no idea Saturn was Looking for Handouts or that we had to be picky when Time Profiling Rows of Corn).

I’m pretty sure my testosterone didn’t raise at all reading any of that. That chick in the photo isn’t doing much for me, either, although Snoop does have a certain charm. I like ‘em tall and skinny. He needs to lose the baggy sweatshirt, though. Maybe a skin-tight fishnet top and then poured into leather pants.

Work it for me, baby!

Snoop Gone Wilde!

By: Raul Velasquez-Marzowicz

Raul Velasquez-Marzowicz — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:00:05 +0000

if to don’t know what’s so sexy about men flaring their nostrils, you need to try getting it on with your eyes open and the lights on sometime. It’s one of those brute-beast kinda things.I mean, what’s sexier than a bull with his nostrils flaring and all his muscles rippling. (That’s not the kind of question that wants an answer. What somebody likes to do in the barnyard is their own damn business, and I don’t want to encourage anything that would make PETA wanna firebomb my apartment.)

But on the other hand, you do have to be careful. Vic’s nostrils are so big that when he opens wide and starts snorting, things disappear into that black hole he calls a head. This is not only the reason we can’t have nice things, but also why we had to quit doing coke. Not that we don’t love it, or that we wanna turn into religious fanatics anymore than Keith Richards does, but it’s just too expensive with a schnozz like that.