Comments for the national evil http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com a cozy little den of iniquity inhabited by edward cowan Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:11:47 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on there is no misunderstanding: the national evil is sick. WOO-oo-OO! by the national evil http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/there-is-no-misunderstanding-the-national-evil-is-sick-woo-oo-oo/#comment-908 the national evil Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:11:47 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1188#comment-908 thank you. thank you.

]]> Comment on song titles that LIE: special beatles edition by the national evil http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/song-titles-that-lie-special-beatles-edition/#comment-907 the national evil Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:38:15 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1444#comment-907 that's it--let the ringo-lovers be heard! now bring on the pete best-lovers! that’s it–let the ringo-lovers be heard! now bring on the pete best-lovers!

]]> Comment on song titles that LIE: special beatles edition by Your Kept-Keeper http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/song-titles-that-lie-special-beatles-edition/#comment-906 Your Kept-Keeper Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:15:20 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1444#comment-906 "With a Little Help from My Friends"--I don't know about you, Ringo, but my friends always end up smoking all my shit and leaving empty beer cans in my yard. The bastards. PS: And Evil (excuse me, evil)--I would be Ringo's baby. I would have Ringo's baby. I dig a drummer with a prominent prow and general obsession with writing psychedelic-influenced children's songs about underwater exploitations. “With a Little Help from My Friends”–I don’t know about you, Ringo, but my friends always end up smoking all my shit and leaving empty beer cans in my yard. The bastards.

PS: And Evil (excuse me, evil)–I would be Ringo’s baby. I would have Ringo’s baby. I dig a drummer with a prominent prow and general obsession with writing psychedelic-influenced children’s songs about underwater exploitations.

]]> Comment on dagnabbit! stop adding words to the dictionary! by Sgriska http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/dagnabbit-stop-adding-words-to-the-dictionary/#comment-905 Sgriska Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:55:16 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1434#comment-905 We should be like the French. Whenever new words come up that people want to use, we should have a government agency dedicated to come up with clunky circumlocutions that we will force everyone to use instead. LOL, for instance, would be rendered "thunderously guffawing," with severe civil penalties for anyone caught abbreviatating it to TG. Then we'd look like the kind of country that takes language seriously! We should be like the French. Whenever new words come up that people want to use, we should have a government agency dedicated to come up with clunky circumlocutions that we will force everyone to use instead. LOL, for instance, would be rendered “thunderously guffawing,” with severe civil penalties for anyone caught abbreviatating it to TG. Then we’d look like the kind of country that takes language seriously!

]]> Comment on r.i.p. guy ritchie. long live matthew vaughn? by Cookie http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/rip-guy-ritchie-long-live-matthew-vaughn/#comment-904 Cookie Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:38:11 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1165#comment-904 lol boris cheers mate lol boris cheers mate

]]> Comment on a tribute to the dallas cowboys, always a convenient target for unambiguous hatred by the national evil guide to picking an NFL team to love (or hate) « the national evil http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/a-tribute-to-the-dallas-cowboys-always-a-convenient-target-for-unambiguous-hatred/#comment-903 the national evil guide to picking an NFL team to love (or hate) « the national evil Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:24:40 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=896#comment-903 [...] Dallas Cowboys. [...] [...] Dallas Cowboys. [...]

]]> Comment on R.I.P. walkie-talkie. evil will always love you. by maximonsolutions http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/08/18/r-i-p-walkie-talkie-evil-will-always-love-you/#comment-898 maximonsolutions Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:05:30 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1421#comment-898 Walkie talkies are not dead. They tend to be used for more specific purposes such as security and construction work, where you might need to get messages out to an entire group quickly. Or where you dont have time to dial, wait for someone to pickup and maybe decide if they want to speak to you. They also save a bit of money on things like call charges and billing plans. www.maximonsolutions.com Walkie talkies are not dead. They tend to be used for more specific purposes such as security and construction work, where you might need to get messages out to an entire group quickly. Or where you dont have time to dial, wait for someone to pickup and maybe decide if they want to speak to you. They also save a bit of money on things like call charges and billing plans.

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]]> Comment on kidflingin. try this at home. by the national evil http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/08/10/kidflingin-try-this-at-home/#comment-897 the national evil Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:56:01 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1417#comment-897 real men don't ride tubes . . . they OWN them. real men don’t ride tubes . . . they OWN them.

]]> Comment on kidflingin. try this at home. by The Kept-Keeper http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2009/08/10/kidflingin-try-this-at-home/#comment-896 The Kept-Keeper Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:13:28 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=1417#comment-896 My thoughts on tubin'...in haiku form Tubin' is painful Slamming into the brown drink Only for the young Children gasp for air Drowning on the great white wake Behind old pontoon Canvas skips on lake Squeals of glee quickly silenced Everyone is wet Greasy old redneck Drunk in sparklin' red bass boat Children lost in cove Real men don't ride tubes They balance atop smooth wood Tubes are for boys And that's what I think of tubin'...in haiku form. My thoughts on tubin’…in haiku form

Tubin’ is painful
Slamming into the brown drink
Only for the young

Children gasp for air
Drowning on the great white wake
Behind old pontoon

Canvas skips on lake
Squeals of glee quickly silenced
Everyone is wet

Greasy old redneck
Drunk in sparklin’ red bass boat
Children lost in cove

Real men don’t ride tubes
They balance atop smooth wood
Tubes are for boys

And that’s what I think of tubin’…in haiku form.

]]> Comment on kill a man with your bare hands: step 2 by Man Vs Alligator http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/kill-a-man-with-your-bare-hands-step-2/#comment-895 Man Vs Alligator Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:13:21 +0000 http://thenationalevil.wordpress.com/?p=312#comment-895 [...] A man’s game: But women are increasingly employed as alligator wrestlers Photo via The National Evil [...] [...] A man’s game: But women are increasingly employed as alligator wrestlers Photo via The National Evil [...]

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