into the white


This week the National Evil ventures into the mountains to infiltrate the top secret government base where the Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by the President roam free . . . and plot to destroy America.

Evil will return on the eve of December . . . if the elite Turkey Brigade doesn’t get him.

Enjoy Thanksgiving. If possible, refuse to pardon your turkey.


One thought on “into the white”

  1. My bigger worry is Obama will go all Gerald Ford and pardon turkeys like Cheney, but then I’m the kinda blood-thirsty bastard that’s looking forward to war-crimes trials and public hangings.

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