name that batman sound effect!

That mask does a GREAT job of obscuring the Joker’s identity . . .

As you’ll recall from yesterday’s post, Evil briefly wandered down a tangential alley at the end of which lurked the old Batman TV series. The following image

got him to thinking about sounds he would like to hear—or rather, see, spattered across his vision in garish colors and ‘sploding fonts. So . . . below is the Evil’s Top Ten List of Batman Sound Effects. And to justify the presence of a list in this forum (remember how the Evil feels about lists), he’s turned this one into . . .

A game. That’s right: Name That Batman Sound Effect!

Herewith, the sounds:

the national evil 100th postravaganza!

100 hula hoops at once! . . . It’s a metaphor, people. Think!

What’s that sound you hear? Why, that’s the sound of rounds and rounds of thunderous applause leaking out of the National Evil’s head. That’s right—today marks Evil’s 100th post!

A hundred posts! Hard to believe, isn’t it? The Evil is as amazed as anyone; he never thought he’d live to see 25. But here he is, still popping wheelies on his motorcycle of muddled emotions. Dragging from his cigarette of disdain. Swilling from a fifth of arcane wisdom.

But how to celebrate?

With strippers! you cry.

No, no—that is, yes, yes, strippers . . . but how to celebrate in this forum—not in the Evil’s lap, but on your screen? Some might suggest a retrospective look at the first 99 posts. To which Evil hurls a flaming Molotov cocktail of . . . um . . . contempt. Because, as you should know by now, Evil is fanatically dedicated to striving ever onward, to the future, to the bigger and better and deeper and whatnot. Like a submarine plunging into the Marianas Trench with Jimmy Hoffa’s body.